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DeSantis Caught Sneaking Into Matinée of “Little Mermaid”

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Ron DeSantis was caught sneaking into an advance screening of the latest Disney release, “The Little Mermaid.”

The governor had gone undetected until a key scene in the film, in which the sea witch Ursula dupes the mermaid Ariel into giving away her voice.

“Don’t do it, Ariel!” a man was heard bellowing in the back row.

Audience members turned around and discovered DeSantis, reportedly disguised in women’s clothing and hair extensions.

Unmasked, DeSantis fled the theatre on foot, shedding a white boot in the process.

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